Hi Susie! Did you read the intro? I’ve been to …

Comment on Sirloin Steak Tip Sandwich with Dubliner Cheese Sauce and Caramelized Onions by Malcolm.

Hi Susie! Did you read the intro? I’ve been to South Philly. I’ve eaten “real” cheesesteaks. This was not intended to replicate that experience. This was meant to be something new.

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That’s dumb.

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What an annoying comment on a blog post. No doubt, you feel safer writing on websites instead of interacting in person? Did you go out of your way to make this comment as laughable as possible? Come on dude, quit wasting your efforts writing to strangers and Make some content of your own; quit being so scared.

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I appreciate your willingness to go to bat for your favorite frozen dinner, but if you’ll notice, I never actually offered a review of this product. The photos were presented without comment, as I noted in the introductory paragraphs.

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You’re lame and unnecessary.

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Welcome to our world, Courtney. Send me your mailing address at malcolm@fromaway.com, and I’ll make sure you get that tortilla press for Mother’s Day. Thanks for reading, and for trying our stuff!

Malcolm Bedell is co-author of the critically acclaimed "Eating in Maine: At Home, On the Town, and On the Road," as well as Brocavore, a blog focusing on street food culture, and the junk food-centric "Spork & Barrel." His contributions include Serious Eats, Down East, L.A. Weekly, The Guardian, and The Huffington Post and his food truck, "'Wich, Please," was named "Hottest Restaurant in Maine" for 2015 by Eater. Finally, he finds it very silly to be trying to write this in the third person.